The Palin Papers

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Note to readers:
The News Distillery was lucky enough to obtain some of the personal documents from the files that Sarah Palin shared with Lynn Vincent, her ghost writer on “American Rogue.”

First Moose Hunt,
1970:

Moosedrawing RL 27Jul copy

5th Grade History Test,
1974
(2 pp):

PalinTest 1PalinTest 2

High School Notebook–
Senior Yearbook Quote Ideas, 1981:

Palin HS Quotes 31Jul copy

College Years–
Social event flyer w/ snapshot of friend,
Hawaii Pacific University, Fall 1982
:

ObamaPalinMixer copy

College Years–
Transfer Request, Matinutska Susitna College, 1985
:

MatSu Letter Signed 10Sept copy

2008 Presidential Election–
John McCain Vice Presidential Search Vetting Form
(3 pp):

mccain qstnr_ms_06Sept09 p1mccain qstnr_ms_06Sept09 p2mccain qstnr_ms_06Sept09 p3

2008 Presidential Election–
Informing The Family:

To: Gov. Palin <sarah.palin@ak.oog.gov>
Fr: S. Schmidt <campaignmgr@mccain08.org>
Re: Breaking The Big News
Dt: Aug. 27, 2008

As you requested, I informed your children that you’ve been selected as Senator McCain’s running mate.  Track laughed; Piper cried; Willow offered to serve as your chief of staff; and Bristol threw up (I’d like to discuss this with you off line).  Please let me know if I can be of further service.

Best, Steve

2008 Presidential Campaign–
Personal Horoscope, August 29 (day of Palin selection announcement)
: Palin Horoscope 16Aug09

Resignation Speech, Alaska Governor’s Office
First Draft (w/ notes), July 2009
: Palin-press-conf

Health Care Debate–
Origin of “Death Panel” Concept, August 2009
:

DeathPanel PostIt 10Sept

6 Responses to The Palin Papers

  1. You convinced me that I should have voted for the white guy. Very funny. Don’t stop.

  2. Sally Anne Syberg

    hillary-ous

  3. BRILLIANT!!! THE PERFECT ANTIDOTE TO
    PALIN MANIA.

  4. Nice Work, Kenny!
    As Jon Stewart said, she is the perfect MadLibs version of conservatism!

  5. What a hoot! And yet a little frightening…we came far too close!

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