From last night’s “News Distillery Live @ 92Y Tribeca“:
A Haiku to BP
Tell me a Secret.
How much black stuff was leaking?
You lying bastard!
- Chuck Nice
N.A.A.C.P.
Declares: Tea Party racist,
Water wet, fire hot.
- Randy Cohen
“Secrets” sequel soon
hits shelves. Its title, simply,
“Crap Oprah Will Like.”
- Brian Donovan
Oh those balls…of tar
Washed up on five diff’rent states
Oil capped…bye bye balls.
- Gideon Evans
