I didn’t know Jesters had a Journal
News Haiku: Owed to Tony Hayward
Tony Hayward’s gone
With twenty million dollars
He can suck my gulf
News Haiku: Snooki Tawdry
Miss Snooki is back
Minus her hair poofy thing
But she’s still trashy
- Posted by News Distillery intern Gideon
News in the Name: Shirley Sherrod
1.
Seemed
Her
Incendiary
Remarks
Left
Employers
Yelling.
2.
Seems
Her
Edited
Race
Relations
Observations
Didn’t.
Come See Us Live
If you like the blog, you’ll love the live shows. We have one more show coming up, Thursday July 29 at 92YTribeca.
If you were there last night, you were able to enjoy a veritable festival of cleavage, as comedian Chuck Nice shared his thoughts on this week’s groundbreaking interview of Snooki by Meghan McCain.
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Tagged 92Y, 92YTribeca, Chuck Nice, Meghan McCain, Snooki, The News Distillery
News Haikus Live
From last night’s “News Distillery Live @ 92Y Tribeca“:
A Haiku to BP
Tell me a Secret.
How much black stuff was leaking?
You lying bastard!
- Chuck Nice
N.A.A.C.P.
Declares: Tea Party racist,
Water wet, fire hot.
- Randy Cohen
“Secrets” sequel soon
hits shelves. Its title, simply,
“Crap Oprah Will Like.”
- Brian Donovan
Oh those balls…of tar
Washed up on five diff’rent states
Oil capped…bye bye balls.
- Gideon Evans
Extreme Close Up
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NeoCoin: What happens in Nevada…
Obtuse Angle (n): Running for Senate on a platform of blaming the unemployed for unemployment.
Neocoin: As Heard on C-Span
Nomina nomina nomina (interjection): Stammering that allows a supreme court nominee to avoid a real answer while trying to think of what to say.
News Haiku: It’s Always Something
Wall Street reform hopes
Lying broken on the ground
Like a fallen Byrd
